told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's blow job season.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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