Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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