Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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