dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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