Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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