just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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