a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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