He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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