Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
