Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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