I'm laying in your front yard are you home
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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