Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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