Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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