I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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