Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
nutella sex= disaster
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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