the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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