Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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