YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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