i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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