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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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