it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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