margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
don't judge my taste in strippers
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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