Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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