Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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