Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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