I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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