Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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