I CAN MOONWALK!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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