Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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