Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
