just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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