PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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