Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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