Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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