last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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