How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You're like the curious george of whores
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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