On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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