North Korea, Best Korea!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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