This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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