Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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