between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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