you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
oh god the rape fog is back!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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