John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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Randomize