Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize