There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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