Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she smelled like a LAN party
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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