In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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