im drinking this country out of the recession.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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