The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How does one acquire holy water?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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