Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
