Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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