I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
