Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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