The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I look better un-naked...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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