That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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