At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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