Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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