idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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